Monday, September 24, 2012

Physical Jerks

It's Monday morning! All Outer Party members should be getting up now and preparing for work. It is now time for the Physical Jerks.

The Physical Jerks are a series of exercises designed to provide strength and fitness to get through the day. We aren't all able to fight on the front lines, but it is still important that we remain healthy. For that reason, we will be introducing the Physical Jerks to the proles. Schedules will be distributed within a few days detailing when and where trainers will be made available.

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

All Prizes Have Been Claimed

All lottery prizes have now been claimed. Thank you for playing the lottery. Remember to buy your tickets for next week!

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Lottery Winner

Yesterday, the Ministry of Plenty announced the winners from last week's lottery, but some prizes remain uncollected! These are the winners of last week's lottery.


Martin P. Dance— $10,000,000

Additional Prizes:

Leslie Q. Perkinson— $1,000,000
Bruce Z. Pattermar— $1,000,000
Carmen D. Galener— $100,000
Randolph K. Patterson— $100,000
Martin H. Lancaster— $100,000

Small Prizes:

Nathan K. Panderson— $10
Walt J. Landers— $10
John P. Wight— $10
Mark L. Smith— $10
Alex N. Larson— $10
Jason D. Marron— $1
Adam R. German— $1
Carol F. Aaron— $1
Patricia L. Brown— $1

Two additional small prizes have already been claimed. Winning tickets can be redeemed at the Ministry of Plenty and some Party shops.

Winning ticket must be presented to receive prize. All winners subject to validation. Members of the Party are prohibited from entering the Lottery.

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Hate Week Finale

Just seven short years ago, we were attacked. The filthy murdering terrorists toppled our proud towers and murdered thousands of innocent Oceanian civilians. It is clear that the terrorists are brutal and uncivilized barbarians, and their atrocities must be stopped. If we are to merely survive, we cannot allow a single terrorist to remain alive, since every single man, woman, and even child Muslim is a disgusting terrorist hell bent on destroying our glorious nation of Oceania and everything she stands for. Afghanistan is a murdering rogue nation, and the entire world will be better when they have been destroyed. They have attacked us on this very day, eleven years ago. They have attacked unarmed civilians here in Oceania itself! They have also brutally murdered Oceanian citizens with bombs in the province of Airstrip One, and they have launched many similar attacks against our traditional allies in Eurasia. This terrorist nation would kill us all if they could, and we must wipe them from the face of the Earth before they can!

Yet, despite the clear menace of the terrorist nation of Afghanistan, there are defeatists and traitors in this country who wish to leave them free to kill again! Oceania's purity has been contaminated by these disgusting perverted traitors— disgusting subhumans who call themselves "liberals" while swearing loyalty oaths to the worst traitor of them all, Emmanuel Goldstein. These disgusting "liberals" are all traitors, down to the last one of them, as they wish to see Oceania destroyed by the evil terrorists in Afghanistan. Even as we are on the verge of defeating the disgusting, bestial demons in Afghanistan, they deny that we are winning, insisting that we are losing or have even lost the war, not because we are actually anywhere near losing but because they wish we would lose. It is unthinkable that anyone in Oceania could sympathize with the disgusting thugs in Afghanistan, especially after they attacked us on September 11th, but the liberals do just that.

Don't be deceived by Goldstein or the liberals who work for him. Afghanistan is a rogue terrorist state and the Muslim people are brutish madmen who have killed Oceanian citizens before exactly six years ago, and will do it again. If anyone even suggests that we should so much as consider granting any mercy to any Iraqis for any reason, just remember this:

There is no answer to that except a call to arms. No one who has seen that could come to any conclusion other than the fact that the terrorists must be completely destroyed at any cost. That's what they did, and that's what they hope to do again. That is why we fight.

Today is the anniversary of that horrible attack, and in memory of the innocent and unarmed Oceanian citizens who were killed that day, we will hold a memorial service at the site of the twin towers that were destroyed by the attack. Several hours before the ceremony was scheduled to begin, Big Brother released his Order of the Day, which will appear on this blog for the first time.

On this day, we have gathered to show our resolve. We have chosen to be strong, not weak. We have chosen to fight the war against our eternal enemies, the terrorists until we are victorious and the job is done. But is that all? Do we have nothing to show but our resolve? The answer is most certainly "no." We are not merely fighting in Afghanistan, we are winning. Recent reports prove that our war efforts were successful and the war is within measurable distance of its end. Yet, there are still defeatists who deny Oceania's power and success. Are we going to let them stop us now? Of course not. For that reason, the Order of the Day is to rally not only for your country, but against the defeatists who want us to lose our fight against terror. Rally! Protest! Stop them!

We must never give up. We will fight the terrorists until we win. We must not let the terrorists or the liberal traitors at home stop us. To victory!

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Hate Week, Day 5

Remember what happened on September 11th, 2001? Only a few days from now, we will be mourning the loss of those thousands of innocent Oceanic civilians who were killed by our eternal enemies, the terrorists. Yet, there are still people in Oceania who believe that we should not fight back. Even here in America, the best of all the Oceanic provinces, where the attack itself occured, people believe we should do nothing about it; that we should appease those who did it and would do it again. Even when our traditional allies in Eurasia were attacked by the terrorists, and even when Oceania itself sustained another attack in the largest city in the province of Airstrip One, these same people refuse to fight back.

Who are they? Who are these filthy cowards who would love nothing more than to see Oceania attacked again? They go by many names; liberals, terrorists, abortionists, feminists, atheists. Yet despite their many names, they all share loyalty to the worst traitor of all, Emmanuel Goldstein. When we were attacked, we fought back as hard as we could, invading Afghanistan and destroying Osama bin Laden, the terrorist mastermind who engineered the attacks against us on September 11th and was developing weapons of mass destruction to use against us in an even more deadly attack. Now, the liberals want us to leave Afghanistan; to cut and run and leave the job unfinished. This is not only cowardly, it is treason!

Thousands of Oceanians died on September 11th. Are we going to let the disgusting terrorists and their liberal puppet representatives cripple our ability to fight back?

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Hate Week, Day 1

Just six days from now, we will be gathering to mourn the deaths of thousands of Oceanian citizens who were brutally murdered by our eternal enemies, the terrorists. The attack was unprovoked and impossible to predict. For that very reason, this week - the week leading up to the aniversery of that atrocity is Hate Week. Blog updates during Hate Week will be sparse, as it is presumed that all citizens of Oceania, especially Party members, will be attending demonstrations and calling for a new surge in the war against the terrorists. However, Hate Week will culminate in a tremendous nation-wide demonstration, at which tens of thousands of terrorists will be executed at our elite army's main base in Guantanamo Bay. On that day, a copy of Big Brother's Order of the Day will be placed on this blog for the first time.