Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Liberalism

All of us are loyal citizens of Oceania, pure in thought, word, and deed. We embrace the principles of AmCap and venerate our leader Big Brother by all of the names he is known. Today, however, we will be looking at a topic far less palatable. It is an area that is disgusting and far too unpleasant to discuss frequently, but it is useful to know at least a little bit about it. The topic in question involves the vile and perverted beliefs of our eternal enemies, the barbarians and thugs on the left.

Oceania is successful, peaceful, wealthy, and prosperous because its citizens live according to the principles of AmCap. AmCap predates the ideology of our eternal enemies on the left by quite some time; in fact, the vile ideology of the brutish ruffians on the left is a perversion of AmCap itself; twisted and mutated into a disgusting and distorted mockery of what it once was by the very worst traitor, Emmanuel Goldstein. Although there are many traitors and thought criminals, some of them guilty of hundreds or even thousands of murders, Emmanuel Goldstein is recognized as by far the worst for this very reason— it was he who initially corrupted the principles of AmCap in this fashion to produce the vile and disgusting beliefs held by the terrorists today and the liberals who support them.

The evil ideology held by our eternal enemies on the left and the traitors who support them is called liberalism. If you hear the word "liberalism" fall from anybody's lips without mockery, scorn, disgust, fear, and loathing, then that person is either a fool or a thought criminal and should be reported to the thought police as a precaution. Please note that some proles still use the archaic words for beliefs and principles; thought criminals or enemy spies may try to avoid detection by disguising themselves as proles and using the archaic words. Even the most ignorant of proles can tell that this ideology is pure evil, but some members of the Outer Party may be unfamiliar with the archaic terms and thus fail to recognize when liberalism is discussed.

Please note that the archaic term for AmCap is American Capitalism and the archaic term for liberalism is "progressivism" or "welfare." If the former is mentioned with scorn, hate, disgust or fear or the latter is mentioned without, please contact the thought police at the next possible opportunity.

The ideology of liberalism is too disgusting to describe in detail. It involves support for the barbarians who wish to harm us, venerates the lazy while punishing the productive, and demands the suppression of all needs and desires to the supremacy of the State. Liberalism holds that men can marry any number of women they want (or even other men), and that both men and women will be rewarded for killing both themselves and people who don't subscribe to their perverted ideology. Above all, liberalism requires a cult-like worship of a particularly short and vile little woman named Elizabeth Warren. This worship of Elizabeth Warren leads the fanatical liberals and traitors to take great offense to any criticism of Elizabeth Warren.

Naturally, this is a subject that makes people uncomfortable (as it should), but it is a subject important to discuss because knowledge of the enemy is a good thing. Although our soldiers are doing a very good job of destroying the liberal menace, it helps if civilians in Oceania's cities and countryside are prepared to defend our country and uncover traitors, terrorists, and spies hidden in our midst. Knowledge of the disgusting ideology that motivates our enemies is useful to that end.

Here are some tips to discover traitors and terrorists hidden among us:

-Since liberalism requires worship of the disgusting woman known as Elizabeth Warren, criticism of this woman will enrage left-wing terrorists. Thus, criticism of Elizabeth Warren can be used as an instrument to distinguish between loyal citizens and terrorists.

-The complicated rules of liberalism require that laziness be celebrated and productivity be punished, that men must marry other men (or little children, which is essentially the same thing), and women must kill any babies they accidentally conceive. While men who marry women may seem innocent, this is a common disguise among liberals. A more reliable test would be to ask the suspected liberal to sign a petition asking for the government to provide welfare to the lazy.

-The absurd rules of liberalism bar any form of initiative or investment in anything productive, yet they require liberals to talk about "hypocrisy." A person who is properly loyal to AmCap would never speak of hypocrisy regarding AmCap values the way liberals are known to.

Thursday, October 11, 2012

A Glorious Victory

During the past night while everyone slept, our brave soldiers fighting the war against our eternal enemies, the terrorists, have won yet another glorious victory! They successfully destroyed yet another band of terrorists, thus bringing the war one step closer to an end. In this battle, however, they captured several key leaders of the terrorist insurgency. With these key leaders under Oceania's control, we will be able to completely rout the enemy. Interrogations have already uncovered several key weapons deposits and safehouses used by the terrorists, and we may very well be able to breach their security and capture the head of the terrorist movement within the next few years.

In order to celebrate this tremendous victory, the medical care ration will be increased effective January 1, 2014. Although the Ministry of Plenty had not scheduled any increase in the medical care ration before January of 2018, the Party has decided that an unplanned celebration was in order as a response to this wonderful news.

More important than the increased medical care ration, however, is the fact that the war is now within measurable distance of its end. Unfortunately, despite scoring this glorious victory against the evil terrorists, our mission is not yet accomplished. In any case, we fully expect to have every last one of our brave soldiers home in time for the festivities on December 31st, 2014.

Monday, September 24, 2012

Physical Jerks

It's Monday morning! All Outer Party members should be getting up now and preparing for work. It is now time for the Physical Jerks.

The Physical Jerks are a series of exercises designed to provide strength and fitness to get through the day. We aren't all able to fight on the front lines, but it is still important that we remain healthy. For that reason, we will be introducing the Physical Jerks to the proles. Schedules will be distributed within a few days detailing when and where trainers will be made available.

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

All Prizes Have Been Claimed

All lottery prizes have now been claimed. Thank you for playing the lottery. Remember to buy your tickets for next week!

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Lottery Winner

Yesterday, the Ministry of Plenty announced the winners from last week's lottery, but some prizes remain uncollected! These are the winners of last week's lottery.

Jackpot:

Martin P. Dance— $10,000,000

Additional Prizes:

Leslie Q. Perkinson— $1,000,000
Bruce Z. Pattermar— $1,000,000
Carmen D. Galener— $100,000
Randolph K. Patterson— $100,000
Martin H. Lancaster— $100,000

Small Prizes:

Nathan K. Panderson— $10
Walt J. Landers— $10
John P. Wight— $10
Mark L. Smith— $10
Alex N. Larson— $10
Jason D. Marron— $1
Adam R. German— $1
Carol F. Aaron— $1
Patricia L. Brown— $1

Two additional small prizes have already been claimed. Winning tickets can be redeemed at the Ministry of Plenty and some Party shops.

Winning ticket must be presented to receive prize. All winners subject to validation. Members of the Party are prohibited from entering the Lottery.

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Hate Week Finale

Just seven short years ago, we were attacked. The filthy murdering terrorists toppled our proud towers and murdered thousands of innocent Oceanian civilians. It is clear that the terrorists are brutal and uncivilized barbarians, and their atrocities must be stopped. If we are to merely survive, we cannot allow a single terrorist to remain alive, since every single man, woman, and even child Muslim is a disgusting terrorist hell bent on destroying our glorious nation of Oceania and everything she stands for. Afghanistan is a murdering rogue nation, and the entire world will be better when they have been destroyed. They have attacked us on this very day, eleven years ago. They have attacked unarmed civilians here in Oceania itself! They have also brutally murdered Oceanian citizens with bombs in the province of Airstrip One, and they have launched many similar attacks against our traditional allies in Eurasia. This terrorist nation would kill us all if they could, and we must wipe them from the face of the Earth before they can!

Yet, despite the clear menace of the terrorist nation of Afghanistan, there are defeatists and traitors in this country who wish to leave them free to kill again! Oceania's purity has been contaminated by these disgusting perverted traitors— disgusting subhumans who call themselves "liberals" while swearing loyalty oaths to the worst traitor of them all, Emmanuel Goldstein. These disgusting "liberals" are all traitors, down to the last one of them, as they wish to see Oceania destroyed by the evil terrorists in Afghanistan. Even as we are on the verge of defeating the disgusting, bestial demons in Afghanistan, they deny that we are winning, insisting that we are losing or have even lost the war, not because we are actually anywhere near losing but because they wish we would lose. It is unthinkable that anyone in Oceania could sympathize with the disgusting thugs in Afghanistan, especially after they attacked us on September 11th, but the liberals do just that.

Don't be deceived by Goldstein or the liberals who work for him. Afghanistan is a rogue terrorist state and the Muslim people are brutish madmen who have killed Oceanian citizens before exactly six years ago, and will do it again. If anyone even suggests that we should so much as consider granting any mercy to any Iraqis for any reason, just remember this:


There is no answer to that except a call to arms. No one who has seen that could come to any conclusion other than the fact that the terrorists must be completely destroyed at any cost. That's what they did, and that's what they hope to do again. That is why we fight.

Today is the anniversary of that horrible attack, and in memory of the innocent and unarmed Oceanian citizens who were killed that day, we will hold a memorial service at the site of the twin towers that were destroyed by the attack. Several hours before the ceremony was scheduled to begin, Big Brother released his Order of the Day, which will appear on this blog for the first time.

On this day, we have gathered to show our resolve. We have chosen to be strong, not weak. We have chosen to fight the war against our eternal enemies, the terrorists until we are victorious and the job is done. But is that all? Do we have nothing to show but our resolve? The answer is most certainly "no." We are not merely fighting in Afghanistan, we are winning. Recent reports prove that our war efforts were successful and the war is within measurable distance of its end. Yet, there are still defeatists who deny Oceania's power and success. Are we going to let them stop us now? Of course not. For that reason, the Order of the Day is to rally not only for your country, but against the defeatists who want us to lose our fight against terror. Rally! Protest! Stop them!


We must never give up. We will fight the terrorists until we win. We must not let the terrorists or the liberal traitors at home stop us. To victory!

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Hate Week, Day 5

Remember what happened on September 11th, 2001? Only a few days from now, we will be mourning the loss of those thousands of innocent Oceanic civilians who were killed by our eternal enemies, the terrorists. Yet, there are still people in Oceania who believe that we should not fight back. Even here in America, the best of all the Oceanic provinces, where the attack itself occured, people believe we should do nothing about it; that we should appease those who did it and would do it again. Even when our traditional allies in Eurasia were attacked by the terrorists, and even when Oceania itself sustained another attack in the largest city in the province of Airstrip One, these same people refuse to fight back.

Who are they? Who are these filthy cowards who would love nothing more than to see Oceania attacked again? They go by many names; liberals, terrorists, abortionists, feminists, atheists. Yet despite their many names, they all share loyalty to the worst traitor of all, Emmanuel Goldstein. When we were attacked, we fought back as hard as we could, invading Afghanistan and destroying Osama bin Laden, the terrorist mastermind who engineered the attacks against us on September 11th and was developing weapons of mass destruction to use against us in an even more deadly attack. Now, the liberals want us to leave Afghanistan; to cut and run and leave the job unfinished. This is not only cowardly, it is treason!

Thousands of Oceanians died on September 11th. Are we going to let the disgusting terrorists and their liberal puppet representatives cripple our ability to fight back?